The sky fell down so we fell up.
Hello there, my name is Megan and I am very narcissistic, have a salmon colored towel hanging on my bookcase behind me, and am going out to dinner with my family I live a cool life. Obviously.
I haven’t spammed you guys with my beautiful face in a long time (a week - forever in the mind of a narcissist) well, I’m leaving soon to go read some POETRY I’m skipping lacrosse for it whoops
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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m kidding.

Getting ready for my cousin’s wedding! Marriage is fun.
The dog and I are having some quality bonding time which really means that he’s sleeping and I’m pretending that he loves me
my freckles start to disappear in the winter and it makes me look whiter than I already am
From tonight. A pretty damn perfect night.
Spending winter at the beach!
My beautiful (Facebook) wife and I on New Years Eve
And now I’m in front of a car. A great night with great friends. Now to begin a new year.
sometimes I annotate poetry from 1916 and pretend to be intelligent
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